What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can I remove decimals in math?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

How come I can't stay sober?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Moonraker

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper